Purple Car

by Biscuit   May 12, 2007


Purple car, purple car why won't you go?
I start you up but you shut yourself down.

Purple car, purple car why you so slow?
I give you power but still you sleep.

Purple car, purple car you always crash.
Your drivers can't drive.
You should be smashed.

Purple car, purple car always confused.
Purple car, purple car ill and bruised.

Purple car, purple car so immature.
Purple car, purple car such a bore.

Purple car, you can NOT multitask.
Purple car, you are NOT fast.

All you do is
Sit there and think.
Think...
Think...
Do something.
Anything but,
DON'T try to guess my Microsoft Words!

You keep turning off.
Your programs are s-it,
I don't like them one little bit.
And I DON'T want to talk to a paper-clip!

You may have Windows
But I have a door
and I'll close it after you.
Yes I'm sure.
Yes I'm really sure.
Yes I know that's why I pressed it!

Now f--- off.

*purple car is a metaphor for PCs (first letter of each word). i have a Mac you see, and i don't think much of PCs, or Microsoft, or windows.....no offense intended by this poem.
inspired by the get a Mac ads which can be viewed at:
www.apple.com/getamac/ads/

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  • 16 years ago

    by Fan Angeleo

    Writers always find ways to get the readers attention, you have what it takes.

  • 16 years ago

    by Biscuit

    I thought about putting an 'are' in there but then theres too many syllables so i decided against it. thanks for the sugestion tho !

  • 16 years ago

    by Narphangu

    Lmao.

    Oh, I know where you're coming from. My computer can't[won't] multitask, either.

    But I can't yell at it, cause I swear, it gets mad at me.

    Like, it's looking at me right now...
    Uhoh.
    >_<

    Oh, the only thing about this piece is that in the second stanza the line doesn't quite make sense.
    It reads: "Why you so slow?" You might want to put an "are" in there, just for good measure.
    =]
    ((Ps: Thanks so much for commenting my work, I'll try to tell you next time I get something up... I'm like what you said in your profile, though. I don't write unless I'm inspired to do so... I tried doing the "write everyday" thing, and it just made me feel like poetry was a chore. Bad idea!!!))

    So, yeah. After this horrendously(sp?) long comment... Heh.
    I like your poem. The end.
    XP

  • 16 years ago

    by IdTakeABulletForYou

    Lol... wow. How kinda sorta random.

    Lmfao. That's all I can say.

    5/5
    ~Stephen White

  • 16 years ago

    by xxSnow Angelxx

    Lol...very good 1!!.but i think it shud be under funny poem section...kp up the good work anyways!
    xxPoojaxx

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