The Amusement Dictionary pt1

Future - Whatever I'm going to do tomorrow that I'll Regret.

Past - Too hazy to remember what that was.

Present - I'm hungry!

Fun - Make sure you ask me today. I won't remember when I wake up tomorrow.

Intellectual - Whats that mean again?

Moron - Hey! I know him. I have all his #'s in my phone.

Friends - A group of thugs who'll stab you in the back or stab your other friend in the back for you.

Life - That thing...you know What I'm talking about right.

Relationships - An act of temporarily ignoring one's disagreements with another.

Love - A sensation similar to chewing on Pop Rocks

Males - Proven idiots.

Females - Opinionated problem finders.

Sex - The opiate of the masses.

*funny what you'll do when bored*