A Bear, Some Cooking and A Four Poster Bed

by Tony   Jul 12, 2007


Hibernating Harry said "I'll never marry"so
Slept away six months every year.
Woken mid march by the growling in his belly,
"Anyone would think I was a bear!"

Marinating Mary thought it rather scary
So thought of a feeble excuse,
She wouldn't cook her boss's books
So stewed in her own juice.

Fornicating Fred left his four poster bed
For an appointment in the dentist's chair,
Harry and Mary in the waiting room so he
Quashed his fear, imagining them cooking bare.

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  • 16 years ago

    by Nowhere Man

    Haha.. damn great! this one will surely go to my favorites bro... your poems are awesome... 5/5

  • 16 years ago

    by Colourful Mind

    LOL THIS IS GOOD I WISH I COULD WRITE SOME THING LIKE THIS