Looking For a Man

A RTVW club, fun challenge .... to write a personal ad
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Looking for a man who can ....

Looking for a man
who can make me giggle
tickle my feet
and make me wiggle

Must be honest
sincere and true
must be willing
to do things (I want to do)

Don't like cooking
I don't do windows too
so if you're looking for a maid
I ain't the girl for you

I do not work
my time is spent on me
fixing my hair and make-up
to be as pretty as can be

I like to be pampered
with shinny gold rings
so must have a decent income
to offer these things

I don't like walking
exercise ain't my cup of tea
so must have a car
provided for me

A big house is not essential
but fancy is a must
and a few extra bucks needed
to expand my bust

As you can see
I'm quite easy to please
so please reply
if you can provide all of these

--- This is so not my personality but it was fun to take a walk on the side of the inconsiderate spoiled brat for a laugh ....