Karmas a bit(h and ahalf...

Why dont you trust me when i tell the truth but you belive me when i lie

I dont mess up often, but when i do mess up, you can bet that i mess up like theres no tommorow......

Question, what do you do when that thing that always made you happy is gone and there no way to get it back, and if you did get it back it wouldnt be the same??

How much ketchup could a ketchup catch, if a ketchup could catch ketchup????

i made this up

Love and pride dont go together...

*when everything seems like its going right theres always something that goes wrong*

*when everything seems like its going wrong*, theres always somthing that comes out right*

Sometimes its just not worth it....

You know who your true friends are when u ask for the keys to the car...