Quotes by Ed or Ian Henderson

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  • Afghanistan: it's a bit like playing pool with no pockets. You can argue the rules, battle as much as you like, but no one's ever going to win. Best to take your balls off the table and play something else.

    7 years ago
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  • An atheist is more likely to preach tolerance than someone with a god. Someone with a god is never likely to preach tolerance of atheism.

    7 years ago
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  • The days you live the most are not always the days you enjoy the most. The days you learn the most are not always the days you listen the most.

    7 years ago
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  • If only you know there are stepping stones just below the surface, you too can walk on water and live forever in the hearts and minds of others. Look a bit deeper when you think you're drowning.

    7 years ago
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  • Some people with nothing to do will sit and do nothing. Some people with nothing to do will find something to do. But rarely will you find someone with something to do that doesn't think they're one or the other of the aforementioned.

    8 years ago
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  • When you know you're getting old: One minute you're wearing a jumper because it's fashionally acceptable and then suddenly you're wearing one because it's warm. And it's brown.

    8 years ago
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  • If we disovered gold on Mars, it would be colonized within a year.

    8 years ago
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  • You know you're getting old when you stop worry if you're hip, and worry if your hip is going to last.

    8 years ago
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  • The path to God is littered with religion.

    8 years ago
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  • Every second we waste laughing at each other is no second wasted at all. Happiness is not knowing the bucket's behind you.

    8 years ago
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