Quotes by Ed or Ian Henderson

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  • The only difference between banks and loan sharks is the state of your knees.

    14 years ago
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  • If God truly exists, why doesn't he move testicles under our armpits? We'd save a fortune on deodorant and soap, never mind the more obvious protection.

    15 years ago
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  • Steak is something which has clearly died for my sins, and should therefore be utterly worshipped. With roasted potatoes and a good gravy.

    15 years ago
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  • If you can't forget things when you're drunk, sorrywhatcan't I?

    15 years ago
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  • They say "Youth is for the young", but there's so much more old age about these days you can now also see that "old is for everyone over 25" thanks to celeb culture.

    15 years ago
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  • I think life is lived too fast to be able to see the middle for a mid-life crisis, so we just spread the crises out over our tax-paying years. Especially the bit where the kids are still at home.

    15 years ago
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  • What's Barry Manilow's favourite snake?
    Copacabanaconda.

    15 years ago
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  • People who say "no news is bad news" clearly don't watch the same news as me.

    15 years ago
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  • 21st Century: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter Heaven, thanks to genetic research on camel size, structurally engineering massive needles, and the likes of Billy Graham.

    15 years ago
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  • Morally speaking, I would be against abortion. But over the years I have met too many people who are a case for it.

    15 years ago
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