It's a sad fact of society that you can be jailbait and a MILF at the same time. |
We've been paying tax on our savings and income, and now the banks are in trouble government want to use our taxes to save the banks. Doesn't that sort of suggest the banks owe us a tax rebate? $700 000 000 says we never see one. |
Energy is getting so expensive that soon it will be cheaper to employ people rather than use robots to build the cars that no one wants powered by fuels that no one can afford. I'll be marketing sails for push bikes. |
My son refers to farts as "food ghosts". |
Naturism is to society what alcohol is to driving. |
Q: Why did the gold bars get expelled from school? |
I tried to contact the spirit world last night. I managed it, but all I got was a stream of obscenities and profanity in a thick Scottish dailect. That's the last time I use a Glaswiija board. |
Am I the only person who can put ten pairs of socks in the washing machine, only to return later and find there are just seven individual socks in it, none of which match? |
For parents, there are few things more annoying than teenagers. And for teenagers there are few things more annoying than parents. So how come there are so many teen parents these days? |
Never be ashamed of the person you are. Other people will do that for you. |