Life is sexually transmitted.

Just blink, and it'll all be over.

You never look into my eyes.
Are you scared of what you'll see?

If my hand brushed up against yours, would you judge me if I left it there?...

Shes a bit of a Double Glouster in the cheese and crackers department, if you know what I mean. ;)

Her voice was so beautiful, it fooled the sky and the sea into moving...

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains intice me.

Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

Preserve the spotted owl.
(in Formaldehyde)

Doctor Bell,
Fell down the well,
And broke his collar bone.
A doctor should,
Attend the sick,
And leave the well alone!!!