Quotes by Twistd StoRY

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  • He's mad at me because I knew it all along, He's mad at me cause I knew he cheated first, which is why I cheated too.
    He's mad at me, when he should be mad at himself, I should be mad at him for thinking I was that stupid.

    13 years ago
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  • Me:Sent him 'Would you go with me' ringtone
    Him:Are you telling me to ask you out?
    Me:Haha
    Him:is that a yes?
    Me:was that you asking me out?
    Him: yes
    Me: then yes

    13 years ago
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  • Even If I went to talk to a therapist I couldn't tell them everything that's wrong with me, or they would have to turn you in.. which makes me feel even worse.

    13 years ago
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  • If only I knew math like I knew boys

    13 years ago
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  • Me:i stay trippin like my shoes untied
    bestie: u have on flip flops
    me: well.. i trip in those too

    14 years ago
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  • && im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

    14 years ago
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  • Hoho: I dub thy twinkie
    Me:But I dnt like them
    Hoho:Ur not supposed 2 cuz thats called canabalism!
    (ilovehim.) =]

    14 years ago
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  • U broke up with me, twice, over a 3 year period. Yet your the one who hasn't moved on! Stop loving me or stop breaking up with me!

    14 years ago
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  • Teacher: We should hide all of the toilet paper and bread thats in food lion. Wed have our whole town going crazy.
    Me & Friend: Can we sit with you in the parking lot & laugh with you?
    Teacher: As long as you help me hide all of the stuff.

    14 years ago
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  • Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
    Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
    Me:He just sent me a ?
    Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.

    14 years ago
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