Quotes by candace

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  • What you call dog with no legs?
    Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

    12 years ago
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  • Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

    12 years ago
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  • The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues

    12 years ago
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  • Quiit yO yappiin` fOr i haftuh qet tuh cLappiin` `en have yuh bOdy partsz miix `en matchiin

    12 years ago
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  • Ja rulez body paul walkers face p. diddyz style with usherz grace fabolousz bling bow wowz size thats the man i fantasize

    12 years ago
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  • *i dId nOt lOsE mY vIrGiNiTy!* ...*i kNoW eXAcTlY wHo hAs iT!!*

    12 years ago
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  • U CaN LuV mE Or HaTe mE fUk hOw u fEeL cUs EiTha wAy u LOok aT mE iMa aLwAyZ b reAl

    12 years ago
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  • IMa Do SuM DruGz
    iMa FuK SuM ThUgZ
    iMa DRinK aLoT
    iMa SmOkE SuM PoT
    iMa Do SuM THiNgZ
    I MigHT LaTa ReGrET
    BuT ItZ aLL GoOd CuZ i HaVeNT GrOwN uP YeT

    12 years ago
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