(to the tune of "London bridges falling...
ladies and horses falling down...

I wrote this for my big brother, its a true...
my brother has a girlfriend...

No minute was filled with happiness
that got us through our day...

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
had a wife and couldn\\\'t keep her...

She wants to be a pen
no real reason why...

I want to be a finger
you want to know which one...