Quotes by Licentia

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  • If your ex texts you saying 'I miss you' that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.

    11 years ago
    3 1
  • Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.

    11 years ago
    2 0
  • Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

    11 years ago
    2 0
  • I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.

    7 years ago
    2 0
  • If Caitlyn Jenner can win woman of the year I see no reason why Donald Trump's hair can't win the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show.

    8 years ago
    2 0
  • Another month. Another year. Another smile. Another tear. Another winter and another summer too. But there can never be another you.

    11 years ago
    1 0
  • I wish this conversation had GPS because you lost me about 20 words ago.

    8 years ago
    1 0
  • Whenever I take a girl out on a first date I always shake her hand with my left hand because I don't want her to meet her competition just yet.

    9 years ago
    1 0
  • Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones.

    9 years ago
    1 0
  • You had me at 0 mutual friends.

    9 years ago
    1 0