I took a cooking class said one cannibal to...
then he roasted his sister as he ate his brother...

If we lived in a world without reasoning
life would be so bland like a dish without...

As I listen to the talking heads on TV converse
he tries to tell me I am an insignificant speck of...

Doctor Doctor! I've finally admitted
I need to find a rubber room and have myself...

Its said the best things in life are free
a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...

I was minding my own buisness innocent as can be
and due to some misunderstanding found myself in...

Gargantuan trees with elephantine trunks
wandering curly vines with the perfume of a skunk...

I was looking for a hobby and feeling rather...
so I thought I would become an outlaw biker and...

Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...

(ring announcer)
Attention losers and knucklehaeads...

Am I acting weird? because I dont know
stick around if you dare and watch the show...

What is it like to be a drug addict?
misery and pain well thats automatic...