Kenmore knows Im no Singer
but allow me to spin a yarn that will have you in...

Money burning a hole in my pocket cuz I just got...
I think i will smoke a J and check out the Modern...

Im a spaced out scientist and i like to fish
for inner outer space folks on my huge satellite...

There once was a lonely black widow spider......
always looking for somewhere to hide...

Young old Prostitutes with jack o lantern teeth
the one with the nice smile tells me she can take...

I was doing drugs and they were doing me
a dont give a *uck attitude...complacency...

I wanted her hand, and got the finger
I step up to the mike as a sad sad blues singer...

A sick deal for the sick called Obamacare
Seemingly healthy prez' says all folks must be...

These daze in California it sucks to be a trout
ponds are disappearing due to the drought...

Hey everyone Happy fourth of July
looking for a little bang for my bucks to the...

I bumped into my friend the other day
didnt know just what to say...

The city is bustling
Im constantly hustling...