Maggie, Maggie, Maggie,
She's gone, gone, gone...

In name of Father, Son and Holy Joe,
Stand up! Sit down! Do as you're told you fool...

Sssh, listen to me, I want to confide in you.
I need to tell you something, I don't know what to...

Imran, Imran, Is that you?
What happened at school today...

Big Issue!
Help the homeless, Sir...

Sausage rolls, vol au vents and little meat pies,
Nothing too fancy, but ever so nice...

Please allow me to introduce myself,
Society is my name...