Funny Poems Using Slang Words

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  • *****THE CREATION OF A PUSSY*****
    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine...

  • Bladder problems (9)

    by SammiBABY

    *** If you want to read a serious poem then stop...
    I seem to have a small bladder...

  • THE WET POOP--You wipe your ass fifty times and it...
    THE SECOND WAVE P00P--This p00p happens when youve...

  • Inspiration (8) 3

    by EVERLUCENT

    When I was young, I've met a gorgeous and innocent...
    A girl who looks so sweet that will make your eyes...

  • A little boy walks into his parents' room to see...
    The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her...

  • Perfect (8)

    by Hannah Tiernan

    Hot Body
    Strong hands...

  • Downvoters (8)

    by Kaitlin Kristina

    Downvoters,
    Downvoters...

  • Premiership (7)

    by Mark

    Fergie's Man Utds gaffer
    For the club he ain't done allot...

  • Pms (7)

    by Daisy if you do

    They say I have a disorder
    and there's a name for it...

  • Tiddles gets caught in the rain (syntuit)
    suzie smirks and asks...

  • Taxi Saturday (6) 6

    by Michael

    Saturday night upon me again,
    its time to tackle the lions den...

  • When a Grl Says:
    I don\'t like you-(But she still flirts with u...