Funny quotes

If you trick it's not a problem it gets you laid
But if you stick without a condom, it gets you AIDS

by Cheyenne Reid
at 2009-12-10

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Well you've been playing hop skotch
I've been top notch

by Cheyenne Reid
at 2009-12-03

rating: 4.5
votes: 2

I got him cumming everywhere
But I'ma freak so I don't care
Long as he don't get none in m hair

Lil Kimm

by Cheyenne Reid
at 2009-12-03

rating: 2.0
votes: 4

-_____- blowin' up the spot like a terrorist

by LOrii Baybee ( F C )
at 2009-10-28

rating: 3.2
votes: 5

Oh she a good girl? I got her transforming;
she give me hot head, I call it global-warming.

by BitterSweet ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-27

rating: 4.5
votes: 11

IiM Dha Barbie DOll yOu`ll Never PlaY wif :]

by Ashley ( F C )
at 2009-06-07

rating: 3.6
votes: 5

U $t1o3 m! H3@r+, 5o !'m K3ep!n uR 1@5+ N@m3.

by hurtbutnotbroken
at 2009-05-26

rating: 3.3
votes: 6

STUNNIN:
May cause captivation, astonishment, fascination, jealousy, envy, resentment, and an occasional DAYYUMM!!!(:

by MiTA
at 2009-04-18

rating: 3.5
votes: 4

U say u not a ho
..aiight no doubt..
nxt time u say that
be sure to wipe yo mouth
[not mine]

by ~*carito*~ ( F C )
at 2009-03-15

rating: 5.0
votes: 11

*GiMmE dAlLa AgEnT*

by unsolved mystery ( P C )
at 2009-03-13

rating: 4.0
votes: 4