Funny quotes

There was ounce a magic burritto a burritto a supreme burritto it was so good someone ate it.the end!!!!!!!!!!

by bj wallace
at 2008-08-05

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"The mind is everything; what you think, you become, so stop thinking."

by Phantom ( F C )
at 2008-08-03

rating: 1.0
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"I play fair, all spices of male are idiots."

by Phantom ( F C )
at 2008-08-03

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BiiTcHe'Sz NeEd 2 SaY SuMtHiiNg CuM N&d SaY iiT 2 OuR FaCe CuZ We Don't TruSt NoO NiiKqa' n&d FeAr NoO BiiTcH,GGRR..[[StOp Ya LiiL KiD ShiiT n&d GrOw Da FuQk Up]]

by Ashley ( C )
at 2008-08-01

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Best Pick Up Line I've Ever Heard!!

Why don't you come back to my place, we can peel back my star wars bed sheets and i'll show you what a true jeddi can do with his light saber!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
for the record, i don't have star wars bedding lol!

by Cause Its Fun 2 Break Me ( F P C D )
at 2008-07-27

rating: 2.3
votes: 3


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"wat it is den doe breh."

that's what my friend said when he was drunk lol.

by leslie
at 2008-07-22

rating: 1.0
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If ya gonna be 2 faced, hun ya needa make sure at least one of them is pretty!

by Falling ( C )
at 2008-07-14

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POoF Be GoNe
uR bReatH's ToO sTrOnG
BuT wAiT
CoMe bAck
u nEeD a TiCtAc
nOt 1 nOt 2
BuT thE whOLe vALuE pAcK
SrRy 2 bE mEaN
bUt u neEd sUm LisTeRiNe
NoT a siP nOt a SwaLLoW
bUt thE whoLe FrEaKiN bOtTLe

by Danielle ( F )
at 2008-06-15

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If there is a girl who talks about all this crap about everyone and you.I can only sum u three words."Kick her ASS" not really but yea.No just turn around and leave it be and God will do tha rest 4 ya.

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You touch my man
then you wouldnt understand
but i will kick your ass
with a hard glass
until you fall on the grass

by Marwa ( F P )
at 2008-06-04

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