Funny quotes

You silly Banana

by Isaiah Sowers
at 2012-01-31

rating: 4.5
votes: 2

2 wrongs don't make a right
but 3 lefts do

m.ernst

by mike ernst
at 2012-01-27

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

World is full of questions... and we can't answer them all until we die... that's why I just decided to go on with my journey called "Whatever will be, will be"... In short..... Rock N' Roll....

by Nowhere Man ( F P C )
at 2012-01-16

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

I smoke da best weed
all dem guys be tryin to get with me

by xXxBaByDeMoNxXx ( F P C D )
at 2011-11-30

rating: 4.0
votes: 6

I've got super powers... I just dont wanna show you ;)

by Mama Squidy
at 2011-11-29

rating: 3.3
votes: 3

Life is how you live it and believe in it

by Pugisho
at 2011-07-13

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

That biittch gonna be so dry by the time she gets married her baby gonna come out screamin lotion lotion

by Love Bug ( F P )
at 2010-06-22

rating: 4.6
votes: 18

You ain't fit for gangsta shit. (i.e, you don't possess the toughness required for the hardships of this life.)

by Countess of Monte Cristo ( F P C D )
at 2010-05-30

rating: 4.0
votes: 5

If you trick it's not a problem it gets you laid
But if you stick without a condom, it gets you AIDS

by Cheyenne Reid
at 2009-12-10

rating: 5.0
votes: 10

Well you've been playing hop skotch
I've been top notch

by Cheyenne Reid
at 2009-12-03

rating: 4.8
votes: 4