She calls you a red-butted stinky b***h.. so what?...Afterall, it takes a red-butted stinky b***h to know one!
* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock ! :) *
The SH**t you heared about me might be true but then again it might be as FAKE as the B***h who told you.
"I play fair, all spices of male are idiots."
Best Pick Up Line I've Ever Heard!!
Why don't you come back to my place, we can peel back my star wars bed sheets and i'll show you what a true jeddi can do with his light saber!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
for the record, i don't have star wars bedding lol!
"wat it is den doe breh."
that's what my friend said when he was drunk lol.
If ya gonna be 2 faced, hun ya needa make sure at least one of them is pretty!
POoF Be GoNe
uR bReatH's ToO sTrOnG
BuT wAiT
CoMe bAck
u nEeD a TiCtAc
nOt 1 nOt 2
BuT thE whOLe vALuE pAcK
SrRy 2 bE mEaN
bUt u neEd sUm LisTeRiNe
NoT a siP nOt a SwaLLoW
bUt thE whoLe FrEaKiN bOtTLe
If there is a girl who talks about all this crap about everyone and you.I can only sum u three words."Kick her ASS" not really but yea.No just turn around and leave it be and God will do tha rest 4 ya.
You touch my man
then you wouldnt understand
but i will kick your ass
with a hard glass
until you fall on the grass
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