Funny quotes

I`M PRBLy iN DA SKy, FLyiN WiF DA FiSHESZ,OR MAyB iN DA OCEAN,SWiMMiN WiF DA PiGEONSZ,
C.. My WORLD iS DiFFERENT.

by PRETTy FACe A
at 2008-03-29

rating: 4.2
votes: 6

I DONT ALWAySZ DO THE LiTE FEET BuT u CAN CATCh ME iN A PARTy STRAiGHT DUBBiN ON yA HUBBy.

by PRETTy FACe A
at 2008-03-29

rating: 2.7
votes: 3

Yo mah ni99a ima hold u down no matta wut mah ni99a.u mah brotha mah cuz mi famz.ni99a i will kill fo u..but werd to a b^ch mah ni99a.ni99a fo sho im here fo u.mah ni99a dis aint no scarface sh^t.ni99a i dont ride or die..die on yo own watch not my time

by candence
at 2008-01-25

rating: 4.7
votes: 3

~*~I'M NOT SHORT........I'M FUN SIZE!~*~

by Princess Of Darkness ( F )
at 2008-01-08

rating: 4.5
votes: 11

This gurl thought she was talkin down to me, and i told her no, you makin me sound and taste good by keep puttin me in yo mouth, now taste dat!

by Asha
at 2007-12-31

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Maybe if you got past your pink nail polish and flat ironed hair, you would be appreciated for something more than a jumpoff!

by Asha
at 2007-12-31

rating: 3.0
votes: 1

Guyz ARe PlayErs THts a FAct
DonT FalL In LoVe
JusT PlaY ThEm BAck............

by kelli
at 2007-12-29

rating: 4.9
votes: 14

That mutha f^^^a got blood all over my best clown suit..
captain Spalding
-house of 1000 corpses-

by beautisworthless ( P )
at 2007-12-27

rating: 3.1
votes: 7

Dont cha wanna be so loose and damn GONNESS IN HEAVENNS!!!!
I hate slang.

by DragonRebornedInBrokenMirror ( C )
at 2007-12-23

rating: 1.0
votes: 1

"I am sis' #1 skinny stunner"

by neo ( F P C )
at 2007-11-28

rating: 5.0
votes: 5