Be my Valentine

I;ll try my best not to be cheesy
This definitely won't be easy
But once I'm done you'll see
How important you are to me

I really do care about you
Though I might not be sure why I do
It may help that your hot
Like a freshly made tatter-tot

Let's press the rewind
If you forgot; let me remind
You are the apple of my eye
And you're sweeter than any pie

On my heart you've been tattooed
You're even better when compared to food
The room is fading
My hunger pervading

Oh won't be benign
Treat me to some dinner, and be my Valentine?