Special event quotes

In a Fathers Day Card:

Dad, you are the greatest at. . .
Snoring
Farting
and
Burping,
But we wouldn't have it any other way.
Happy Fathers Day!

by Lil Mizz Bitchxx ( F P C D )
at 2008-09-10

rating: 5.0
votes: 5

I am everything unexpected but I guess that would be expected being unexpecting

by Skye x0x0x ( F C )
at 2008-08-18

rating: 3.8
votes: 4

I never knew when I married Mr.Right, his first name was "Always"

by xxImxOnlyxHappyxWhenxYourxAround ( F P C )
at 2008-08-16

rating: 4.4
votes: 5

Only the man who has problem is fighting the right battle.

by AiLaViEwAlEmRaC
at 2008-08-15

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

Sealed with a Kiss; Dustin and Chris <3
Forever shall their love shine threw

by Jessie
at 2008-08-14

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

Women are like wine...They get finer with age.

by Adelaine ( P C )
at 2008-08-09

rating: 3.9
votes: 9

HAPPPPY EVERYTHING!!!!


[Now Leave Me Alone Until Next Year]

by xxImxOnlyxHappyxWhenxYourxAround ( F P C )
at 2008-08-06

rating: 5.0
votes: 3

EL NUMERO 7
ES DE LA BUENA SUERTE

by Tortillitas ( F P C D )
at 2008-07-31

rating: 5.0
votes: 9

Happy birthday mom.

by LIvInG iN iT AlL aNd FoReVeR ( F P C D )
at 2008-07-29

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

You do not lose much when you fall down, you lose more when you stay down.........

by Manish
at 2008-07-29

rating: 4.5
votes: 13