Funniest Yo Mama Joke???

Give your funniest yo mama joke...

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD

Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.

Those are some of my favorites...lmao

Thanks,
Ash

Yo momma's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her !

Yo momma's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts !

Yo momma's got so many rings around her belly she's gotta screw her underwear on !

Yo momma is so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side !

Yo mamma is like a DIY store, 25 cents a screw !

Nici.

ya momas so fat she sat on the end of a rainbow n skittles popped out

yo mamma's so fat that her belt size is equator

yo mamma's so fat that her weight is measured in richter

yo momma is so dumb she sat on the t.v. to watch the couch!

Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the football game everyone sits next to her!

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone!

Yo momma is so bald you can see what she's thinking

I don't know why, but this one always cracks me up.

Yo momma is so hairy, she looks like a chia pet wearing a sweater!

Yo momma so poor, I saw her digging in the dumpster and when I asked her wut she was doing she said, "Christmas shopping!"

(that was the 1st one I ever heard)

Your momma so fat, she got caught with 40 pounds of crack.

yo momma is so fat, she went up to a whale and started singing 'WE ARE FAMILY'

yo mama so poor for christmas she gave you a tape of other people having christmas

this one is kinda different

your so ugly that when u were born and the nurse saw you she slapped your momma and then she took another look at you and slapped your daddy

that always makes me laugh :-D

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SEXISM.

YOUR MOMA IS SO NASTY HER CRABS USE HER TAMPON STRING FOR A BUNGEE CORD...

YOUR MOMA IS SO UGLY SHE CAN STOP PIGEON POOP IN MID AIR...

YOUR MOMA'S HOUSE IS SO SMALL I THREW A ROCK THREW THE WINDOW AND HIT EVERYONE INSIDE...

I dunno about the rest of you folks but "Yo Mama" jokes stopped making me laugh some time ago...

aha

SICK SAD WORLD (PPL)

how the fuk will they fit on er wrists if she fat?????????????????/

yo mama's so fat when she entered the bakery people shouted "theres those missing jelly rolls"!!

you so ugly, when yo mama dropped u off at school she got a ticket for littering!

lolz

Your moma's like a pool table she takes all different colour balls.

Your moma so fat she comes from both sides of the family.

yo mama is so fat she stepped on a dollar and made four quaters

yo mama is like a hardware store......ten cents a screw

yo mama is like a carpenters dream.....flat as a board and easy to nail

yo mama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

yo mama is so stupid she shoveda battery up her ass and said...i got the power

all of which are good. I really liked the last one though!

Yo mama so fat everytime she turn around its her birthday.

Yo mama so fat..The National weather service names each one of her farts

You mama so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl

you mama so old i told her act her own age...and she died

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, they had to tint the windows of the incubator.

Yo mamma is so old, when moses split the red sea, she was on the other side Fishing!

Yo Mama Hair So Short She Comb Her Scalp

Yo Mama So Stupid She Sold Her Car For Gas Money xoxo-Nikki-xoxo

Yo mama sucks cock like a gumless meat eater Lmao! I made that up!

I know your momma, i saw her on the commercial sign advertisin kool aid!

Your momma is like door knob everyone gets a turn

Ya your momm is great....Great Dane!

Your momma played gorillaz in the mist in the shower

Your momm though taco bell was a mexican phone company

your mom is a gross whore who eats tacos inbewteen screw shifts!

sarah thomas is gay
hehe just playing

Your moma lik a computer al ya gotta do is press shift n enter.

Yo moma lik a rugby ball everyone gets a try.

Yo moma lik a bicycle ever one gets a ride... etc.

yo mamma so fat she's 3 skittles away from goddamm!!

ya mama so dumb she saw a yellow bus full of white kidz and yells twinkie!!