Even More About Those Squirrels

So, let's recap...

JP49 has turned evil. The squirrels are in their masses and attacking us, and on fire. And some random people have tagged along for the ride.

Woot! ^.^ So back to the action...

We need to sort out JP49! Craaaaazy!

Indeed, Indeed, we do.

-laughs from the tree i'm -

-pokes the tree with the end of my gun-

Give me the gun and no one gets hurt...

*evils*

Then toss it to me while i run.

-laughs again and jumps up higher up in the tree -

-starts swinging on a branch -

Are you sure this is about squirrels or monkeys.

Cus you remind me of a mokey...
Swinging from trees.. Haha.

Squirrels? wow crazy && random

JP49's a bit... err... special, so just, err... yeah.

Err, guys, the flaming squirrels (yeah theyre on fire) are setting our wall and everything on fire.

Eeeep -.-

Help Help!! Whats the number for 911??

Who cares, I fill the nearest bathtub and fill bowls and cups full of water and try my best to put the fire out... Oh wait.. Hoses!!

Water!!! **spray**

-throws the gun at your head and growls-

-jumps down and run towards the fire-

THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
-dances and kills squirrels with horrible dancing-

-looks over at lifesAlovepoems growls-

-walks over to evryone asks in a calm voice- please stop killing the squirrels -looks over to were my squirrel friends are burning-

- a single tears rolls down my cheek-

I'M BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*whips out gun*

*points at your chest* Say your last words! You're a traitor!!! You betrayed us all to those vermin!!!

*whips out another gun*

Stop crying! You, you... crybaby!

Yea! You're a crybaby traitor! I don't think you want to die with tears on your face!

*still pointing the gun at JP49* Wipe them away and man up!

-spins around-

-pupls of my eyes are red has really pointy teeth-

-growls and lunges at you-

Vampire squirrell lover??

I take out my squirt gun and shoots at you [Hey I don't to kill any humans here, just squirrels] You flich, spaz and runs away.

She's a vampire, she's not human!!!

*takes out wooden stake and cruifix*

You fool! That won't work thats hollywood!!

*Grabs stake and breaks it into litte pieces*

(Trying to catch up here, anyone care to summorize?)

Its jsut the squirrels.. gt ready or be squabbled out

Umm, I'm kinda lost but from what I've read, we're suppose to attack squirrels in a violent and vicious way?...

So, I will add...

Stupid squirrel! >.< *takes out a flame thrower and uses it to attack the ugly squirrel!*

-hisses at you all and starts clawing at you-

-apears on the other side of the wall were the burning squirrels are-

Cries out NOOOO!!! My brothers!!

-Runs off to seek revenge

Your brothers!!?? You work for the squirrels too!! O_o

Where are my allies when I need them! Why am I so alone! *falls on knees still holding broken stake*

COME ON! *hauls you back up*

We have work to do! *gets flamethrower and toasts JP49*

Muhahaha! *starts torching everything*

*staggers backward watching you flame everything*

Dude, chill! Save the fire for the squirrels! *stares at JP49's body*

I can't believe we thought she was one of us...

...Ugh...

Will this war ever end. I want to go home!

*stops torching*

I don't think it will lol. They seem to be invincible. But, meh, I have nothing better to do :D

*starts torching the squirrels*

This will never ever ever end! This is already the third thread about the damn squirrels. It's been going on for almost a year! eeek!

*grabs another torch and flames the squirrels you miss*

Why all these torches??

I invent a giant bug zapper shooter thing and start zaping those dumb squirrells.

If that wont work, I'm taking out the Bazooka.

I'm waaaay ahead of you there :D

*easily handles the flamethrower with one hand and the bazooka with the other*

Muhahaha!

Hmm... I'm so lost XD

Basically squirrels are evil and we're exterminating them in this massive war by whatever means possible.

Oh, and watch out for JP49, she's kinda psycho...

Omg.. & I use to think squirrels were cute XD

**shoo, shoo, go away...

(((im back sorry had no net for a week))

-apears where you are-

why are you atacking the squirrels?

Squirrels are food for the hungry..
hahaha

Exactly. And squirells aren't our friends

*stage whisper: at least she's lost the red eyes and foaming mouth*

((i like so never had foaming mouth thank you very much))

-walks very slowly up to you smiles showing my fangs- can't we just talk about this?

NO!

You're a freakin traitor! We don't negotiate with the enemy. >:(