Awesome Bumper Stickers

  • Allen
    19 years ago

    lol, I love this stuff... one day I'll have to make one that says "I drive by faith not by sight" :D:D:D

  • Robyn Park
    19 years ago

    Hilarious. Those were awesome. Keep em coming! The main funny one that I've seen is "Be kind to animals, kiss a beaver" But I think everyone has seen that one.

  • PnQ Mod Account
    19 years ago

    Very Funny Brittany!

    I've seen a LOT of hilarious ones... but one of my favorites is:

    ~Dyslexics of the World Untie~

  • heather
    19 years ago

    lmfao this is hilarious

  • Timothy r
    19 years ago

    there was abumper sticker that was placed on the ceiling of my gymnasium in high school, it was meant for the wrestling team..it said.."If you can read this, you are losing!"

  • Lydia O
    19 years ago

    And a few more ...

    Ever wonder why 'abbreviation' such a long word?

    Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

    Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

    Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

    Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move bodies.

    Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

    Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

    Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    i souport publik edekashun.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. . .

    There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

  • Brian King
    19 years ago

    i'll go to heaven
    short after
    boarding like hell

  • Concealing Words
    19 years ago

    this delinquent is having sex with your honor student

    your kid may be student of the month but you are still and idiot

    i saw one that was upside down and it said blonde

    and. happiness is seeing your mother in law on a milk carton

    i may be slow but i am in front of you

  • Gracie Jo
    19 years ago

    lmao... these are hilarious...

  • Natalie84
    19 years ago

    My Karma Hit Your Dogma

    Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap

    I Want To Be Barbie, The B!tch Has Everything

    Ambivalent? Well yes and no...

  • Timothy B
    19 years ago

    Protected by Mafia®, you hit me, we hit you.

  • Natalie84
    19 years ago

    HaHaHa that is my new favorite Tim! lol

  • Nici
    19 years ago

    The bumper sticker on my car says:

    'Mad Pompey Cow Driving, Caution she may be contagious !'

    (If you don't know then Pompey is short for where I live Portsmouth. I also have an obession for cows)

    Nici

  • Rachele
    19 years ago

    he he he dar funny if i had acar id put em on it

  • xXxIf You Only KnewxXx
    19 years ago

    this isnt a bumper sticker but lat weekend i gave my friend a sticker that said 'i don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works' or something like that

  • Ashlee Nicole
    19 years ago

    My favorite is...I'm not a Dyke! I'm Bi :)

  • yasmin
    19 years ago

    the best bumper sticker i've ever seen in my life:

    My childs an honor student
    My presidents a moron

  • killedsparatik
    19 years ago

    i got one that says :

    yes! this is my truck!
    no! i wont help you move!

  • KiKi
    19 years ago

    i read on once and it said:

    "Save The Horses Ride A Cowgirl!"

  • Lisa Mook
    19 years ago

    my dad has one on his truck (best thing that could possibly be on a ford) it goes my next rife is your mom
    now to some kids that would be a bad match

  • ღ*KiM*ღ
    19 years ago

    I saw a good one on holiday in Florida in july - it said "These colours don't hide in caves" and had a union jack and stars and stripes on it :D

  • t i f f a n y ♥
    19 years ago

    Who is Oscar Mayer and why does everyone want to be his weiner?

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!!! LOL.