Heaven doesnt want me and hell is afraid ill take over**

If you can read this...thank your teacher...

If at first you don't succeed
Sky divings not for you

Roses are red
violets are blue
god made me pretty
what happen to you!!..lol

If you talk about me
i got some advice
click your heels three times
and say "I wish i had a life"

Love is like taking a S H I T,
it hurts!!

When life gives you lemons, take the jucie and squirt it in your enemies eyes.

Good girls go to heaven
bad girls go down

I find that whenever I take a crap I am mooning the toilet.

I fear no man.......I got a gun!