Roses are red
violets are blue
god made me pretty
what happen to you!!..lol

If you talk about me
i got some advice
click your heels three times
and say "I wish i had a life"

Love is like taking a S H I T,
it hurts!!

When life gives you lemons, take the jucie and squirt it in your enemies eyes.

Good girls go to heaven
bad girls go down

I find that whenever I take a crap I am mooning the toilet.

I fear no man.......I got a gun!

i was laying in bed one night looking at the stars and realized " hey wheres my ceiling"

Some girls are like toilets... either their occupied or their full of shit. lol

Its all fun and games........until the cops show up.....