Jeez Ben, haven't you let up some of your fabulous talent yet? I thought me being away would make you miss me so much you'd go into hiding and forget all about poetry once and for all LOL!! Joking aside this is excellent as ever... :)
Take care x
Nice work Ben, a crafty way of using the King's English! Calling one a " Cuckold" may avoid a punch in the nose due to a lack of knowledge but, with today's common knowledge, using cuss words can be dangerous, un-glamorous! Love the humor, and intercourse between the characters. Funny lines, mixed with many unforced rhymes. Excellent write, added to favorites, you the man, not the knave.