Halloween

On frightful Halloween night
I have letters loading in
None go in the bin
'What do we do?' they write

If witches or wizards
Ring your bell
WATCH OUT!
Or they might cast a spell

If zombies sleep-walk
To your room
Careful about them
Their stink will go off with a BOOM

If a freaky skeleton knocks on your door
Well... don't worry about them
They'll just collapse onto the floor

'What about ghosts?'
You ask all mourning
I'll give you a tip
They'll go through your door without any warning!

I think that's all 'Witches, wizards, zombies, skeletons, ghost's
'THANK YOU!' they shout
They walk away feeling as safe as toast.

As children wander around asking 'Trick or treat sire?'
The simple-minded idiots forgot one more monster
When i take off my cloak i am a... VAMPIRE!