Bumper stickers

The kids drive me crazy. I drive em everywhere.

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, ur squintin to read it.

They couldnt repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder!

My new record.....

...A whole week without speaking to you...........

.....and its about killing me!!

My problem is that I care too much....

Nowhere in the meaning of Love did it say forever...

Spongebob: We're gonna party til we're purple!
Patrick: I love being purple!!

Patrick: Hey where'd everybody go....do you see my butt?

.......I cant and he wont even try........

My bike--the only thing that hasnt failed in my life...............damn, there goes the brakes! Well at least im still breathing.........................uh-ohhhh!

On msn- When I see ur name pop up saying that you are online....my heart races.....but I cant find myself to click. I sit patiently, waitin.....but apparently u cant click either!
The difference is I cant but u wont!

I really wish dreams came true.......cuz last nite when u were holdin me in my dream.....it felt sooo real....and sooo right!!

Ashes to ashes; dust to dust; if it werent for our Fords our tools would rust!