Shut up and touch the monkey!

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LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

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I got kick out of woodshop for not wearing my safety goggles while sawing off another kid's arm.

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Sorry I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

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Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

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My anger management class pisses me off.

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

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If I agree with you, we'll both be wrong.

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Friend #1: Life is a box of chocolate, you never know what you get....

Friend #2 : Duh! You'll get chocolate!

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I rather be in jail getting f**ked by a big guy name Earl than to sit here and listen to another word that comes out of her mouth.

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