If I agree with you, we'll both be wrong.

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

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My anger management class pisses me off.

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Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

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If you listen closely, you can still hear the breaking of his heart.

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