Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.

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Sorry I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

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I got kick out of woodshop for not wearing my safety goggles while sawing off another kid's arm.

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LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

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Shut up and touch the monkey!

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Shhhhh! I'm studying for my urine test.

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This is the year 2005, you don't just go around punching people, you have to say something cool first.

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I would charge you with sexual assault, but I won't if you sleep with me.

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Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.

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(This happen to me one day as I was walking to school)

Hooker: Have a nice day at school!

Me: *smiles like an idiot and waved* You too!!

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