"it's kinda hard to see the world when you're distracted by the mirror"

:)

I know i said id never cry over you but its hard to hold back tears when your worst fears come true

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;
A woman loses hers after four kisses

I'd rather spend my time wasting my time on you

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow. I'd be at the bottom to catch them when they fall

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than remember me and cry

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.