Quotes by modern day barbie

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  • I really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever

    5 years ago
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  • If i worked at subway i'd wink suggestively every time a customer asked for a footlong

    5 years ago
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  • You make it easy to watch the world with love,
    You make it easy to let the past be done.
    You make it easy.

    6 years ago
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  • I'm a big jerk, you're a big jerk. You're an a$shole and I'm even worse. You're such a pusssy and I don't need you and you don't need me. It's so easy. Let's not be friends

    6 years ago
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  • Part of me craves the love and part of me doesn't care at all. I probably think too much. I probably made it all up. Part of me hates the love and part of me doesn't care at all

    6 years ago
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  • Today I prayed my plane would crash. You'd hear the news, and you'd think of me as much as I thought of you.

    6 years ago
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  • Although comfortable, it's not safe to cry yourself to sleep. Your pillow will know every pain and then it feeds it back through your ears.

    6 years ago
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  • I haven't heard one thing you have said
    This whole time you were talking,
    I was too busy picturing you dead

    6 years ago
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  • They say you can measure a man by the way he stands
    Can you kick those heels up baby and still walk tall

    6 years ago
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  • You make my teeth clinch and my hands shake. Do you ever see what you do to me? You're wearing me out, just wearing me out. But I'm wearing you down

    6 years ago
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