I really was good with words. But then there's those times when I really should've stepped up and said what was on my mind, but couldn't. Instead, the bite marks on my tongue haunted me for days. I guess I've always been scared to speak out of line.

If life gives you lemons...

Make lemon cake, and find a fat girl, and feed it to her.

If life gives you lemons..

throw them at old people.

or demand sugar, and make lemonade.

If life gives you lemons...

find a kid with a paper cut.

I tried to sniff coke once..

the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Doctor's say, that 4 out of 5 people are mentally insane. Check you're 4 friend's, if they're not..you're it.

Lets practice our left and right..you're right! I left!

Like an anorexic in an eating contest..

I'm out.

Like a deaf kid in musical chairs...

I'm out

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Love is like a box of Cheerios..

It's good for the heart.

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