"Your opinion of yourself is flying higher than my parchment"-Xena

"Dont leave me...dont you leave me!"-Xena

"If I take my clothes off I can kill you...beauty can do that"-Gabrielle

"I hurt inside!...dont you?"-Gabrielle

"You got a snowballs chance in Tartarus with me, you got that?"-Xena

Xena: "Gabrielle, the love that we have, it's stronger than Heaven or Hell. It transcends Good or Evil. It's a end in itself. Our souls are destined to be together. Gabrielle, you can't let me walk through Hell alone"

Archangel Michael:"Are you insane?!"
Xena:"Depends who you talk to"

"Any fool can risk his life. It takes a hero to risk his heart"-Xena

"For many years, I walked in Xena's shadow. She taught me something. It's warmer standing in the sun"-Gabrielle

Ares: "You'll always be a goodie two shoes"

Gabrielle: "Yeah, but with a really big sword"