I have two emotions; rage and supressed rage.

I definitely won't drink responsibly.

Wait! Don't you run from me, too! :'(

A rule of thumb: Don't tell them you want to have a baby on the first date.

It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size.

If you're such a "man" why do you run away every chance you get?

My X-BF's bio:

Liar. Cheater. Coward. Hypocrite. Baby. Jerk. Stupid. Ugly. Pathetic. Abusive. Pervert. ****head. Immature. Racist. Sexist. Disrespectful. Stupid. Childish. Scumbag. Idiot.

You like to be in pain but you always complain about it. Make up your mind.

Sticks and stones might break your bones but words will cut you deeper.

Good luck trying to get me back after breaking up with me through E-mail from North Carolina during your vacation a week after our year anniversary when you live right down the street from me.

*Based on a true story* ^_^