my heart got lost, and doesnt wanna ask for directions

I'm a uh o oreo, white on the outside but black on the inside

You said you loved me like a fat kid loves cake, well i guess that kid is on a diet

Dont just stand there with ur teeth in ur mouth
-coach bill higgins

If life gives you lemons make grapejuice, and then sit bak and wonder how the hell u got grapejuice

you know you live in washington when you have four "Miller"s on your caller ID and they're all different people

I miss the way it used to be
when two people could be friends
without the brutal interference of others

POWERSLUT GIRLS AWAYYYYY

Snaps for you!
-legally blonde two

Remeber, dont put your hand in the blender unless you really want a smoothie that bad