Do you really want to be just another statistic?

I will survive, and i will come back
-part of my principle's speech at his sendoff to war

You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation

Remeber, dont put your hand in the blender unless you really want a smoothie that bad

Snaps for you!
-legally blonde two

POWERSLUT GIRLS AWAYYYYY

I miss the way it used to be
when two people could be friends
without the brutal interference of others

you know you live in washington when you have four "Miller"s on your caller ID and they're all different people

If life gives you lemons make grapejuice, and then sit bak and wonder how the hell u got grapejuice

Dont just stand there with ur teeth in ur mouth
-coach bill higgins