Contest for the humorous :p

I want to start a new contest with funny poems. The challenge is to write a poem with the title "Love Bubble", that will make me laugh til my stomach hurts. I think everyone is up to the challenge.

Requirements: No foul language, must rhyme.
Due date: June 23rd

p.s. I want as many entries as I can get, so have fun trying to come up with somethin ya'll!

I will try, I'm not that great at funny poems though. :p

I'll try!

Okay, here is my attempt.

It has a few rhymes, but here it goes. I don't know if it's funny but I tried.

The grass is green and the earth brown
the bubbles play anywhere without fault.
They rise and fall beneath the sky
some go boom and some go wow,
They mesmerize the children
and even their dads
as all of them play in the playground.

The moms feel happy when her kids smile
they blow balloons with their lips or mouths?
to give their children perhaps not a bath
but some joy for them to laugh.

The bubbles rise and fall beneath the sky
they go boom and people wow
the children smile and some do cry
when the bubbles in a lapse collapse.

But today, a tiny girl giggles without cause
as she utters to her momma in a flash
"love bubble, love bubble, mom"
while her momma makes
more balloons for her small child.

The tiny girl giggles one more time
while pointing towards a tree with her tiny arm.
She smiles and laughs while looking
at her momma and covering her tiny mouth.

The momma looks towards the child
towards the tree, she sees.
She carries her tiny girl in her arms
and towards the tree, she moves.

"love bubble, love bubble"
that's all the child could say
but as soon as her momma
came near by
all she could see was
the love couple
kissing under the shades of the
maple tree.

"The love bubble, mom"

I loved the end...I could visualize the whole scene and it was really cute :) good job!

Keep them coming everyone!

I will try to think of one if I can. :)

Well everlasting lol You are the winner...You did a great job and i appreciate the effort!

Eh?!

I won by default?

Is there any way, that you could change the category to love instead of humorous? that way many more will participate.. I don't know.. I would feel better if I know that I lost because the other poems were incredible instead of winning by default. :s

EDIT: it will be easier to write one about love..
You see I just wrote two...

Love bubble

Your warmth,
it's like a bubble
made of water and soap
that cleans my soul,
not with a sponge,
but with affection
that makes me fall
even more
with the slippery mess
of your love.

Love bubble ( reverse-nonnet)

Love,
it's a
slippery
mess of bubbles
that rise and fall as
the wind carries them from
here and there, to later, burst
one by one, in the air, leaving
an explanation for the dire change.

I think the love bubble reverse-nonnet is the best one, lasting :)

Love bubble

Little princess,
you ask so many things,
Curious to life,
And all the gains,

Little girl,
Whom I have raised so questiony ,
Should not repeat to teachers,
The things I say mommy,

I got a call,
I thought you where in trouble,
"You know what your daughter asked?
what is a "Love Bubble"?

IDK, first thing I could think of with "love bubble" is my wifes butt,

Love bubble

Little princess,
you ask so many things,
Curious to life,
And all the gains,

Little girl,
Whom I have raised so questiony ,
Should not repeat to teachers,
The things I say mommy,

I got a call,
I thought you where in trouble,
"You know what your daughter asked?
what is a "Love Bubble"?

IDK, first thing I could think of with "love bubble" is my wifes butt,

Ok i'l try my best