The Presidents Penis

by Matthew   May 13, 2008

The President's Penis
After The Pope's Penis by Sharon Olds

It rests shallow in his trousers, a flaccid
noodle on the end of a fork.
It cowers when he cowers, a scared boy in a room of old men, the balls
shriveled in the gloom and the cold -- and in the morning, when his eyes awaken, it stands at attention
and salutes its Commander and Chief

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  • 9 years ago

    by kevin lopez

    Dude that is so f-ing funny

  • 10 years ago

    by Kate

    Lol funny and i like
    mainly because i yell out penis randomly alot