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Stop! Put them back!
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For the ex :)
"Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".by Maher -
If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
by Licentia