A poem for girls....

I shave my legs
i sit down to pee
And i can justify
any shopping spree

Don't go to a barber
but a beauty salon
i can get a massage
without a hard on

i can balance the checkbook
i can pump my own gas
can talk to my friends
about the size of my a**

my beauty's a masterpiece
and yes it takes long
at least i can admit
to others when I'm wrong

i don\'t drive i circles
at any cost
and i don\'t have a problem
admitting I\'m lost

i never forget
an important date
you just gotta deal with it,
I\'m usually late

i don\'t watch movies
with lots of gore
don\'t need instant replay
to remember the score

i won\'t lose my hair
i don\'t get jock itch
and just cuz\' I\'m assertive
don\'t call me a bi***

don\'t say to ur friends
oh yeah i can get her
in ur dreams my dear
i can do better

flowers are OK
but jewelry\'s best
look at me u idiot
not at my chest!!!

i don\'t have a problem
expressing my feelings
i know when ur lieing
u look at the ceiling.

Don\'t call me a Girl,
a Babe, or a Chick
i am a Woman
get u Di**!!!

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