I had a date yesterday
With King Kong
On top of the World Trade Center.
Helicopters swung in,
News cameras taped it,
And reporters took notes with flashing light bulbs
All around me.
But my King Kong got pissed off, y’all
With all of the noisy cock blockers.
So somebody shot him.
And he fell waaay,
Down.
BOOM!
Then I cried
As the whole world watched me
In silence.
But when I awoke,
I realized that my King Kong
Was only a little brown teddy bear
That my mama gave me.
And nobody knew me.
Even worse,
Nobody cared
To know.