Caution,I may have blonde moments so speak nice and s...l...o...w !!!!!

My six pack is at home in da bathroom

its toilet paper

They say nobody is perfect...I'm a nobody. Does that make me perfect?

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

**lol not mine but i like it**

Are you a parking ticket cos You got fine written all over you.

God made ME sexy, so what the HELL happend to U??

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

I found out u was cheatin on me
so had to tell ur homie
now he is tryin to kill u
and u tryed to say u neva new
well here u r dead on da ground now
dont u wish u neva f**ked wit me u bi+ch
cuz im ur worst nitemare!!!

Da more im around u da more i hate u but da more ur not around is da more i love u!!!