Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

U call urself a friend when u f**kin took my boyfriend?? i though i could trust u but now i see how u really r!! u r just a piece of shit!!!! now i really hate u bi+ch!!! X-(

I love u even tho i neva seen wat u look like. i love u even tho i no we will neva meet. i love u even tho u r a drug dealer. babi my point is i love u 4 who u r and i neva want u to change!!!

4 my babi kegan!!! i love u babi

Caution,I may have blonde moments so speak nice and s...l...o...w !!!!!

My six pack is at home in da bathroom

its toilet paper

They say nobody is perfect...I'm a nobody. Does that make me perfect?

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

**lol not mine but i like it**

Are you a parking ticket cos You got fine written all over you.

God made ME sexy, so what the HELL happend to U??