When life gives you lemon..make lemon muffins,and find a old lady allergic to lemons, and feed them to her.

A cheesy pick up line:

Like a poptart right out of the toaster...

you're hot hot hot!

He's the closest thing to perfect..

But the farthest thing from me.

So put the gun to my head, don't hesitate just pull the fuc-king trigger

She's a stupid little fu-ck up, with her stupid little fuc-k-ed up dreams

You're gonna have to deal with the fact I'm not perfect, and beautiful..

Because, I have.

I always knew you'd let me fall,
but I didn't know you'd let me fall this far down.

Your eye's may be ice blue, but they set my world on fire.

You look so good with your eyes to the floor, with one foot out the door, screaming "I just can't take it anymore."

You look so innocent tied up in your sheets, so lost in your dreams.