It was when i sat back and looked at the stars i began to wonder...
WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF!

If your not living life on the edge, then your taking up to much room.

Mirrors dont talk and luckly for you they dont laugh either!

You cry,
i cry,
you laugh,
i laugh,
you jump off a cliff,
i laugh even harder!

Talkings just a waste of breath,
and livings just a waste of death

I couldnt come into work today... the voices in my head told me to stay at home and polish my axe...

Having the love of your life saying you can still be friends is like your dog dying and your mum saying you can still keep it

Save more plants... eat a vegan!

Call me homework, put my on your desk and do me all night long.

I taught your boyfriend that thing you like...