Please take your hands out of my pants?? haha XD you're one hilarious ninja muffin ^^. Yays, I gots a mention ^^ I'll take you to Egypt on my pirate ship, my dear <3
I quite liked this poem. Also the paragraphs about each of your wives are quite true. You've made this a comical piece to read and I enjoyed it immenself.

Love NinjaGirl <3